I'm really good at cs sometimes it amazes even me. I'd like to thank all the people that are worse than me for making it possible for me to be better than them. For a short list of those people please refer to the list on the righthand side.
**MISSION STATEMENT**
My current goal is to win the Cyberathlete Amateur League Intermediate Division. I had two previous failed attempts due to the incompetence of my former teammates on "Zebras on Ice" and "Expression"
**ACHIEVEMENTS**
- #1 two-time CAL-IM runner-up in history
- "pinkstaR, sometimes known as oahz, formerly known as i3lu, is probably one of the top up and coming players in North America right now if not the best player in the world." -GotFRAG
- Headshotted 3D|Bullseye in 2005 at the alley of de_train
- Endured 4 years under the tutelage of keefsaMa without going on a massive shooting rampage.
- Higher skill than Tony x[a]n Lo as of October 12th 2008 officially verified by the Esports Entertainment Association
- Can speak English properly unlike the aforementioned player above.
- Knows a black person
- Met and provided room & board for personal hero Brian S. Panchuk
- Got Matt Krahling LoLuMaD and lived to tell the tale
- Awarded the Valor Grand Cross medal for being ranked top 0.1% in the world for one week in Killzone 2.
- Almost attended WCG Quiver Shootout 2009 and placed 1st for a $2,500 grand prize.
- Actually attended WCG Quiver Shootout 2010 and lost in honor of Team USA who also lost that day (world cup), but really it was due to the incompetence of the following players: kwong, eric, eric kwong, kwong, and random 5th who owned the spot.
- Got keefsaMa mad today
- Reconciled with keefsaMa
- Got keefsaMa mad again
- Optimized Lawrence "larrykthx" Chau's computer for maximum frag potential.
- Zinger
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I left some placeholders because I'm sure I have more achievements that I can't think of right now.
**TESTIMONIALS**
"11:06 AM - x4n: i can't even watch it, unless the guys. jizz on her face. if he jizzes anywhere else it's boring to me."
"1:24 PM - x4n: I hate SMall BALLS. anything under a C-CUp is NO GO"
>>Tony x[a]n Lo, on what turns him on. Bless his little heart.
"you have no sense of fashion sense. thats probably why you have that haircut of yours. ugly ass looking kid. get @ me wit your $5 dollar shades"
>>ReCk-tFb (my gay best friend and personal stylist) on current fashion trends
"lmao u cant see some1 lag and he cant play? and 3 of u guys. u just suck and ugly"
>>Angry chinaman after getting stomped in a pug
"Lets just say, i prob wont be losing another match in my life, online at least, thanks to you.
Love,
Larry
P.S. I'm gay"
>>Beautiful handwritten letter on scented stationary I received from Lawrence "larrykthx" Chau.
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